Rachel: Is the window open? Because if there's a window open, a bird could fly in there.

Ross: Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think you're right. I think... listen, listen.

Rachel: Huh?

Ross: A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues it as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirlpool that fills the apartment.

Rachel: If that happens now, you're going to feel SO bad.